Doesn't it seem that most cozies are made for long-haul truck drivers and Nascar enthusiasts? Don't you wish there were more options out there? I thought so.

Before I began making cozies, I had 2 bulky, foam beer cozies with bad relationship puns on them. "Cancel my subscription, cause I don't need your issues." or "I don't need the Internet, my wife knows everything." But what if I didn't want to complain about my partner on my cozy, was there anything out there for me? I needed to know.

I noticed my brother and guy friends were carrying collapsable neoprene cozies in their back pockets to use at the crack of any random cold beer. Their cozies were mostly advertisements for some hokey bar or now-defunct internet start-up. Functional, but douchey. I mean who cares about NetBank.com.

Thus began Maroozi. No longer do you have to advertise for a D-bag dot com or search for the least offensive cozy you can find at your local supermarket. With a Maroozi, you can show off your personal style with a cozy that represents you. Instead of a piece of foam with some lame-o joke-book quip, Maroozis are hand crocheted conversation pieces, with hand cut felt designs inspired by everything that makes life fun. A Maroozi makes a perfect gift for both men and women and your friends will be sure to think you're the coolest kid in town for presenting them with such a banging gift.

A Maroozi will make you a hit at your next party or night-on-the-town. Order your favorite brew, slip on your cozy and watch as people flock to you to chat about your sweet cozy. Dudes forget those cheesy pick-up lines, once you slip on your cozy, girls will look past that Von Dutch hat that's 15 years too late. Ladies, your wallflower days are over. The gentlemen will be thinking you're the hottest mama in town and a fun drinking buddy to boot, when you show them that super hot cozy.

Each cozy is handmade by Marissa and designed with you in mind. New designs will be added regularly and if you have ideas or requests or want to commission me for custom work, shoot me an email at maroozishop [at] gmail.com for pricing.

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